seeing people in ouija board sweaters
all the ppl who be messaging me keep saying they’re not dogs but they have four legs and fur so they clearly are
My ex-wife still misses me…but her aim is gettin’ better!
Her aim is gettin’ better!
Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
me on the internet: gay
me irl: gay, but quietly
kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general
this is terrifying
how the fuck does she know all that. Justin probably doesn’t even know all that. that’s not being a belieber it’s called being a psycho stalker.
Matt Smith doing the Ice Bucket Challenge
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Thats mildly hilarious
Has anyone done this yet??
If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?
jared padalecki idk
Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”
because I think he would
tHIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY JFC
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”