THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
I just love the idea of the police officer who arrested them on the stag night trying to put sherlock and john in different cells but sherlock wrapping himself around john and yelling that he can’t be separated from his blogger so the officer just gives up and throws them in together
Another officer cannot stop laughing and decides to film them on his phone…when Lestrade comes to get them, the officers show him the video.
repeat after me friends:
- vaginas are self-cleaning
- there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
- unless you have an infection
- in which case your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor
- but yeah
- vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts
- so fuck off
and dicks are not
dicks get nasty clean that shit
When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
How best friends fall down
Vine by David Lopez
people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me
I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (If you haven’t already watched this movie, you totally should. The soundtrack, dialogue & animation are perfect.Dreamworks is amazing!)
"How did you [and Proteus] ever meet?" "Heh. Running for my life, as usual…"
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
That awkward moment when Hiccup’s the fastest one of the bunch. With a metal leg.
He doesn’t want to lose another one so he’s more inspired to run faster
Zuko becoming a judge so people can call him ‘your honor’
Before we get started, does anyone wanna get out?
I’m pretty sure my reaction to this scene was significantly more sexual than the filmmakers intended it to be.
AND ALSO HOW INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT AND PERCEPTIVE HE IS TO NOTICE AND ASSESS THE DANGER AHEAD OF TIME
ugh my feels for steve rogers